My interest in conflict has rarely gone beyond the battle of the sexes, but when I heard of Ass Army, I was inspired to check out the ranks and see if this was my kind of cause. Maybe this will also give you the kind of ammo you need to decide where to shoot your next credit card transaction!
Sites which even attempt at offering something original to their members usually score immediate novelty points with me. After all, porn IS about entertainment. If you've had your fill of 'archives' (like me) then you'll be pleased to know that Ass Army is part of a family of sites which uses finer quality ingredients and notable craft to assemble their porn portals. The key items blended in well by the makers of this site (and 38 others) are: exclusive content, daily updates, DVD quality, full on raunch, plus a playful attention to themes and niches as they apply to the specific sites.
This site is built to the highest current standards of 'gloss', featuring sexy young women, and a motif you could say addresses anal intercourse militantly! Yup, Ass Army is about bum sex of the highest order. Sweet chickies who enlist here, go through a different kind of booty camp as they familiarize themselves with the demands and rigours of being an anal sex star - from top to (especially) bottom.
Each movie (and there are over 550 scenes) presents one or more contemporary porn starlets getting it on with well hung studs in all the usual XXX ways (intercourse, oral sex) and with particular emphasis on the anal interactions. If hardcore bum stuffing is your bent, then you will find lots of video content to muse over. The variety of women in age and babe factor is excellent. Most of the guys are good looking and fully functional.
I know I implied my earlier general dislike of 'archives' and while I must point out that in some ways, this site is structured like a porn depot, I should add that this is more a good thing than not. My issue with 'archives' is rooted more in sites which try to recycle crappy older content and dish it out as 'new'. The members end of Ass Army is jam packed with content - videos and pictures. The videos include custom clips and actual adult movies which have been ripped and made available for viewing online. Because of the abundance of content, a more sophisticated menu shell is provided. Be prepared to invest a few moments in getting the hang of moving around, but know that the learning curb is still minor and well worth it.
Usually, I'm pretty tough on screenshot galleries - mostly when screencaps are blurry and don't offer much in entertainment value, but this is far from the case here. Each of the video clips includes a screenshot gallery which is enjoyable in its own right. The larger format screen caps (approx 700x500) are good enough to view as photos - even though it is obvious that the stills have been scraped from video content. The picture gallery viewer is worthy of some kudos for the slick features (and style) it offers. There ARE real picture galleries as well, but I was a bit disappointed to find them less focused on the (anal sex) theme at hand.
When I selected my first movie clip to view, I discovered more options in formats than on most other sites - the member definitely wins in this department. You can choose clips, or the whole show in a variety of (WMV) qualities. Whether you are only interested in ass sex or the works, there are many many scenes to explore.
In summary, Ass Army is loaded to the rim with video and picture content. The menu system is a bit more complex than lighter sites, but it is very slick and the user experience seems to be respected by nature of design. For the incredible volume of content so tightly presented, $24.95 is a steal!
-- nandy
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