It’s a sad reality that most guys must use condoms in their everyday sex lives - fear of babies and herpes deprives many a man the luxury of shooting a load in his lady’s cooter. But porno isn’t everyday sex - it’s a fantasy lived out on screen that presents sex under the most ideal of circumstances, taking place in a magical land where pregnancy and STDs are non-existent. So why, then, do modern pornographers insist on making their actors wear rubbers? Not only is it distracting, but it completely eliminates the thrill of watching man goo drip from the holes of a willing wench. If you’ve had your fill of anticlimactic prophylactic porn, the folks at Creamy Pie Holes have got your back. They’re bareback to the grave, and proud of it - as a matter of fact, nearly all the sites in the Perv Network (which you get unlimited access to with your membership to Creamy Pie Holes) feel exactly the same way.
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As of now there’s 80 models on Creamy Pie Holes, and each model has a video and photo set to call her very own. The pics in the galleries are an admirable 1229x819, and can be viewed as slideshows or downloaded as ZIP files. Videos are available as 700, 1100 and 2100K WMVs, 1000K MPEGs, and 100K iPod ready MP4s. While the content on Creamy Pie Holes is exclusive to the site, it’s certainly not amateurish - it’s well lit, well shot and pretty goddamned hot. There’s a ton of interracial and gang bang action on Creamy Pie Holes - it’s definitely a hardcore site (really, though - would you expect anything less from something called Creamy Pie Holes?).
Fellas who are (understandably) put off by huge, faceless, low quality mega sites may be wary of Creamy Pie Holes - let me quell your fears by tellin’ you that all the content in the Perv Network is hot, exclusive, and worth your hard-earned dough. Creamy Pie Holes delivers exactly what it promises, and for that it gets my vote.
-- Sassy
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