Cumshots ‘n’ Facials promises “the hottest cumshots and facials ever seen on the net,” but does it deliver? Not exactly, but it gets the job done. The blowjob, that is! Get it? It’s like a pun. Eh, forget it. I’m wasting my best material on you people...
Cumshots ‘n’ Facials is a fairly easy site to navigate. Granted, there are a ton of links in the members area, but everything is laid out in a simple and straight-forward manner, thus it’s not difficult to find something to wank to once you’ve gotten your sea legs. If you ever get lost, just use the handy dandy links bar at the top and bottom of the page to get where you need to be.
Cumshots ‘n’ Facials is filled to the breaking point with streaming video feeds, WMV galleries, reality content (comprised of sixty-nine bonus sites), photo galleries, eZines, stories, sex news, XXX games and dozens of links to sex shops, live cam shows, dating sites, etc. The quality of the content on Cumshots ‘n’ Facials varies considerably; most of the photos, for example, are big and beautiful (like Oprah!), but some of these pics are absolute garbage, certainly not the “high resolution” pics that the tour promised. Also, many of the photo galleries and videos don’t actually contain facials or cumshots; instead, they showcase blowjobs that don’t quite pay off, if-you-catch-my-meaning. I’m fairly certain that none of the content on this site is exclusive to Cumshots ‘n’ Facials—I would guess that all of the photos and videos were bought from other sites, which may explain why the quality varies so wildly.
The videos can be downloaded as a whole or in pieces with Windows Media Player. Like with the rest of the content on this site, some of the videos look great while others look kinda shitty. And when I say “kinda shitty,” I mean “very shitty.”
Cumshots ‘n’ Facials is a fairly mediocre site, but I’m giving it a much higher score than it deserves because it’s part of All Porn Sites Pass, meaning your membership to Cumshots ‘n’ Facials will also give you access to an additional sixty-two sites. Wow! With the additional sixty-nine bonus sites you get access to in the reality content section, you’re getting one hundred and thirty-two sites for the price of one. That, my friends, is one heck of a bargain, especially when you take into consideration the fact that a three-day trial to Cumshots ‘n’ Facials is only $1.95. Cumshots ‘n’ Facials may not be that impressive, but I’d join it anyway to get access to the other one hundred and thirty-one sites.
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-- Thor Lovehammer
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