Where do I begin? Emily4you is a site hosted by none other than Emily, who says she’s 18 years old and looks like she’s probably telling the truth. She’s also cute and sexy. That’s the good news. Unfortunately, I found it to be all downhill from there.
She offers “Story,” “Pictures” and “Videos.” The “story” was one of the reasons I was so willing to believe she’s 18. It’s a cute, little romantic story of only about 300 words that wouldn’t even garner an “R” rating and ends when “he” carries “her” to the bedroom. It reads as if it was written by a high school girl, complete with a couple of misspellings. Also, she talks about trying on “dessous” twice, without once explaining that it isn’t a typo for dresses, but a European supplier of sexy lingerie.
The pictures section may be the best part of the entire site and it’s only ok. She offers several dozen photo sets of herself and some of her “friends.” However, it’s all cheesecake and no meat. All the sets are of just one girl alone, except for an occasional vibrator and/or dildo and frequent stuffed animals. The girls do get naked here and spread themselves for your viewing pleasure, but masturbation is the only sexual action you’ll see. And remember, these are still photos.
Now for the videos, viewable on Windows Media Player. There are all of 5, count ‘em, 5 videos, each running a little longer than 2 minutes for a grand total of about 11½ minutes of “action.” Did I say action? That’s being very kind. All 5 videos look like they were probably shot on the same day by the same amateur videographer and all are nothing more than Emily writhing around on her bed, most of the time fully clothed in the same skirt, white top, white panties (which she is not shy about showing) and white bra. She frequently shows her cute little pantied crotch, but never her naked one. She also bares one breast for a time in one of the videos, but soon covers it back up again. The cameraman seems to be totally unaware of the effect backlight has on shooting video, so it’s frequently difficult to see Emily because of the backlight glare.
The last piece of bad news? Emily4you.com charges $39.95, recurring, for this site. That kind of money buys a whole lot more at most other sites. So, unless what I’ve described is exactly what you’re looking for, I suggest you keep looking.
-- BobK
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