I recently reviewed another site by the makers of Goth Fuck, and contrary to my initial exploration of their members offerings, this one took far less time to check out, as most of the site is identical to the bulk content of the other! If it looks like I'm leaning AWAY from this site, you're right - but you may still want to read why I'm not so thrilled with Goth Fuck.
Back in the nineties when porn was just emerging on the web, some pale-faced chicks decked out in leather/PVC and black wigs might have been enough to get a goth freak interested, but times have changed baby and so have the standards. If you're seriously into goth adult entertainment, you will be pleased to know that there are MANY awesome sites about dirty goth girls - Goth Fuck is NOT one of them!
The preview of Goth Fuck wreaks of old style porn (from design, advertised promises, email collection box, and annoying popups) from start to (overpriced) finish! The tour is slick but very carefully worded to ensure that, once you get snagged into parting with your hard earned bucks, you can't really nail the makers for breaking any (literal) promises.
If you're looking for a mother lode of gothic erotic imagery (or at least 40 bucks worth), the 21 or so picture gallery sets and one (working) video gallery DEVOTED to the theme might leave you screaming mad. Oh sure, there's LOTS of bonus content, but don't count on it satisfying your dark fantasy urges - it's all just general fluff across the usual popular adult topics: Amateur, Anal, Asian, Bathing, Ebony, Fat Girls, Fetish, Hairy, Latina, Lesbian, Masturbation, Milf, Old, Pee, Smoking, Teens, and Voyeur.
I cannot say that the members area of Goth Fuck does not include 300,000+ Pictures, 40,470 Video Clips, 1,450 Movies or 345 Live Girls (as the makers claim), but I CAN say that almost all of this volume has little or nothing to do with the gothic theme promised. This site is a generic archive using narrow niches as their pitch points, but does a very poor job of delivering the 'on topic' content. If the makers of Goth Fuck presented themselves as a general adult movie and picture archive, at least the volume of content would work in their favor. But even so, at $39.95 monthly, this is not a good value when compared to many other (bonus content rich) sites I have reviewed in the past.
Before I finish writing off this site as a bad deal, here's the technical scoop on the pictures and videos which are provided to members. The navigation system is very straight forward (even though many of the links take you to upsell hell. Picture galleries are thumbnailed and paginated. Images are sharp from 289x450 to higher (467x700+) resolutions. Browsing the picture galleries is easy with forward/back/index links. As the archive of bonus content seems to have been collected over a long period of time and from different sources, the video and picture format offerings vary considerably. Most of the videos are set up to be streamed.
I STRONGLY recommend you stay clear away from this site. If you're really intent on checking it out, you can try it for $1 for 30 days, but be sure to read all the fine print first!
-- Nandy
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