Today's lesson is going to be about 'maturity', but don't panic, our exploration of Granny Playground is much more fun than some of the others you may have had in the past!
As the title of the site would suggest, Granny Playground is about grannys being bad and filmed in the process of doing so. Well, this is certainly not the first site for this niche, and I'm sad to say that those looking for great granny porn will probably be disappointed with this site. But as this adult destination is not a total write off, you may want to stay tuned to see just what is really does offer.
After doing enough of these reviews, one starts picking up on the red flags which suggest a site may not be exactly like the impression being carefully formed in the surfers' minds. And sadly, this site seems to follow some of those recognizable patterns - from the preview to the members' area.
I don't know about you, but for me, the term 'granny' conjures up an image of an older woman - at least 55+. Of course, with the younger moms out there, technically grannies can be in their forties, but to my thinking, that is more of a 'mature' woman (or 'milf' if she's a hottie). So when qualifying sites which promise 'grannies' in dirty situations, it's important to clarify what exactly constitutes a granny. And with all sites which suggest they are the best for a particular niche or topic, just what percentage of their offerings deals with on-topic content must be measured as well. In the case of Granny Playground, contrary to the notion that this site offers members a chock full of dirty grannies, it offers a much lesser quantity of content devoted to this theme than it suggests.
One of those red flags I was talking about earlier is when a site skirts around any quantitative promises (as in HOW MANY grannies/galleries are there??). Granny Playground offers a very brief, general preview which doesn't really cleary explain what you get when you sign up. If you're like me, you will suspect that the vague implied offerings are presented in lieu of actual facts because the real facts would probably not be enough to get you to sign up.
When you arrive at the members' area, there are SOME 'grannies' but the tone of descriptions has shifted dramatically from 'granny'-centric to 'mature' and 'older'. Granny Playground seems to be (yet) one more site on the adult internet playing field which overplays a particular niche to get a surfer to sign up, but then back peddles with a monster generic archive with hopes of avoiding chargebacks. It's not exactly 'bait and switch' because they never promise just how much geriatric content you will get as a member - and then there's all the other 'bonus' content makes up for the membership fee.
As with other 'pretend niche' sites like this one, if you're happy with tons of video and picture content across the full gamut of adult topics, you won't be as rip snortin mad as those who may have signed up expecting a homage to slutty seniors.
As is typical of sites like this, there is TONS of shameless upselling in the members area (VOD, dating, cams, store, etc) - you don't need to pay for a membership if you're looking for this kind of stuff, so when it appears in a members area, it may be offensive to some.
As far as the on-topic content goes, the 66 video galleries are presented in thumbnailed paginated format. Scenes are broken out into clips which you can view in streaming mode (windows media). When you visit the picture galleries section, you'll wonder what so many twenty somethings are doing in a granny site. The 200+ picture galleries are thumbnailed and paginated with 800x600 photos of varying quality. The action (young and old) is XXX and explicit.
If you're hot for horny grannys, Granny Playground is NOT the site for you. But if you're open to the wider flavors of porn, then you can get a sampling of this site for free, or a VIP pass for $40. Based on what I have seen, I would suggest to keep your plastic in your pocket and click on to the next review!
-- Nandy
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