Face it – we’ve all sat up late at night searching Wikipedia for obscene encyclopedia entries. It’s a fairly amusing way to pass the time - besides, how else would you have ever discovered that the earliest use of the term “felching” took place within the page of Zap Comix? The trouble with Wikipedians, though, is that they’re just too damn dry with their summaries – nowhere else in this world can you find a blander definition of a “shocker” than on Wikipedia. If you’re tired of Wiki’s academic prattle and need a bit more spice with your informative smut, then saddle up and “Name That Position”! Name That Position bills itself as a “comprehensive, searchable sex position dictionary featuring pictures and video of every known sex act,” a braggadocios claim that hasn’t yet been met but may be soon with your help (the site is still fairly new but members can help out by submitting their own positions, see).
When I say Name That Position is new, I mean it – currently there’s only ten or so videos and 30 photo galleries to speak of (each video has an accompanying 3 image galleries that feature the girl in the video; the images therein are professionally shot, though, not screenshots). It’s disappointing that there isn’t more material on Name That Position (nor is there any regular update info posted anywhere on the site) – what’s up now is hot, bright, crisp and leaves you achin’ for more. Videos are presented as 800KB, 720x480 and 400KB, 360x240 WMV files that can be streamed or downloaded (though I recommend downloading since each video is around 45 minutes long). Images are enviably huge (1000x1500); each gallery holds about 175 of ‘em, all of which can be viewed as slideshows but not downloaded as ZIPs. The type of gal on Name That Position is your standard work-a-day porn babe – taut, stacked and invariably blonde or (if “naughty”) brunette. It’s clear that the folks who created Name That Position have been in the industry a while, because their site definitely ain’t crawlin’ with horse-faced amateurs. There’s not an aesthetic stinker in the bunch, which is obviously a good thing if you wanna wank while you edify yourself.
Name That Position is a great concept, but as of now it’s poorly executed. I can understand the webmaster’s excitement over unleashing an unequivocally unique porno site upon the world, but I think he may have shot his wad too soon. Name That Position needs more content to truly justify its own existence, but the eight additional hardcore bonus sites that your membership gets you (Wife Woopie, Steal Your Bitch, Sicko Games, Girl Girl Bang, Female Depot, Tubby Bob, Boy Girl Bang and the cryptically named “Bonus Pornsite”) act as a salve to heal the hole in your heart where Name That Position should lie. Once (well, if) Name That Position gets off the ground and starts flyin’ like a reverse cowgirl, then I can give my stamp of approval. Until then, though, I guess it’s once again time for me to get Wiki-d.
-- Sassy
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