Who would have thought that the modern day version of "Mrs. Robinson" next door would be as dirty as Phat Ass Housewives? Well, it's true, and once again, something must be said for experience when it comes to the carnal thing!
The site title pretty much explains where this destination will lead you. I was a bit confused by the tour though. While HD (High Definition) is touted as the featured format for the sex flix, the tour images seemed pretty fuzzy. Having reviewed more than a handful of new HD Video sites, I'm used to seeing really slick razor sharp tour graphics with ok(ish) HD inside the members' area. In this case, the tour does not really walk the talk as far as HD goes, and what I found when I stepped into the paid zone was a bit disappointing.
For the most part, the videos were not that sharp in technical quality. HD generally dazzles when delivered. In this case, I found myself asking "hey, where's the HD??". Perhaps, technically the flicks were played back in HD size, but I've seen enough HD porn to know the difference. In fairness, I did come across some flicks which seemed to be more true to the HD quality but I tripped over too many weren't. I'm going to be docking marks for content quality - especially considering that the makers of Phat Ass Housewives were bragging about their HD.
With that bad news out of the way, let me balance out this commentary with some good news as well. For starters, as far as on-topic content goes, the wives seem to be the real deal and the actual hardcore action is triple-x and then some. If you're not hung up about the quality of the videos, you WILL get cranked by the moms sucking and getting fucked in their pussies and (some) even asses.
This is all presented in typical reality porn format, so be prepared for cheesy interviews on the front end with the usual nervous giggles and horny camera men trying to sound like professional producers. There are 22 dirty moms in the collection at time of review and each brings her own set of sexiness and erotic talents to the screen. Not all the moms are THAT old - some of younger babes who are technically moms, but I would not yet graduate them from "babe" to "milf". The chicks are pretty natural and real in appearance. I was impressed that these moms were more believable than most milfs on other sites.
Just to underline the sexual talents these chicks have, I would be remiss if I did not mention a clip which showed one of the moms bending over and working her anus and pussy muscles with a vengeance! She squeezed and opened both holes without even flinching her butt cheeks. This was just the kind of cock eating action machine that would be sure to inspire those who managed to watch her in action. And to round out her bottom end, she could make her huge tits bob up and down, one at a time. Of course that was just the preamble to her real performance. Her mouth was just as hungry as her other holes, and by the time she and her fat dicked lover were done, she was filled to the brim.
Photos accompany the videos and they are decently sharp at 640x417 pixels. Pagination and thumbnails are provided with these image sets. I liked that the photos were culled - no blatant duplicate images to trip over.
Your membership to this site costs $29.97 for 30 days ($4.97 for 3 days) and in addition to the Phat Ass Housewives, you also get access to Milf Boobies, Milf Thong Hunters and a bunch more bonus porn flicks and pics. All in all, given that the action scenes are pretty good, and the price is reasonable for all that is included, I would say that this is a Phat Ass deal!
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