Suck Me Bitch calls itself “the nastiest site on the net” and promises “all amateur oral action” as well as “raw and uncut real home blowjob videos.” Sounds good to me! In reality, Suck Me Bitch is nowhere near the nastiest site on the net and its “real home blowjob videos” were shot by professionals—so much for truth in advertising.
Currently, there are fifteen videos on Suck Me Bitch. Each video can be downloaded as a whole or in six small clips. The videos can be viewed with QuickTime or Windows Media Player. If you choose to stream the videos instead of downloading ‘em to your hard drive, the clips will pop up in a small box. The picture quality is decent, but it would be nice if the box were a little bigger. All the videos have ludicrous plots that are supposed to explain why all these “amateurs” are so willing to blow guys on camera (“Antoinette did some drunk gambling last night and [when] she ran out of money, she started betting her mouth for blowjobs...”)—does anyone actually buy this horseshit? I digress.
There are ten photo galleries on Suck Me Bitch. These photo galleries are supposed to have high resolution photos in ‘em but instead are filled with hundreds of crummy screen captures from the videos. Suck Me Bitch, why you gotta do me so wrong?
Here’s the bad news: Suck Me Bitch is kind of a rip-off. This site’s content is weak and its tour claims were proven to be false by this intrepid reporter. Now here’s the good news: A three-day trial is only $1.85 and your membership to Suck Me Bitch will give you access to sixty (!) completely random bonus sites, including Hot Nude Granny, Supertwink, Shocking Cocks, Taboo Insertions, Fist Bang and Kunt Fu. I would almost join Suck Me Bitch just to get access to Supertwink, which is easily one of the most bizarre and amusing porn sites I’ve ever seen… And again I digress. Anyway, if you choose to join Suck Me Bitch (something that I would not recommend you do), be sure to get the three-day trial and don’t forget to cancel your account on the third day.
-- Thor Lovehammer
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