When I first saw the tour for this next site, I was cautiously optimistic about the super slick graphic design. I admit, it was nice to see a video site showing sharp images on their front end, but at the same time, I was wondering if the polish was only skin deep. So lets get the full scoop on Teens Video News!
As the title suggests, this site is about (adult) teens, but for the life of me, I could not figure out what the "news" part was about. I suppose the frequent updates (couple times each week) might be the big news here, but from closer examination of the actual content, I was less than thrilled with the member videos. There are no photos at this site - just videos.
For starters, it seemed that many of the "teens" were more like coeds (young twenty somethings) than 18 or 19 year olds. All of the chicks in the videos were sweet and attractive (by most popular standards), and the action was what one would expect from a hardcore younger woman site - until somebody spoke!
If you're used to North American porn, you may have some adjustment in order as you watch these euro-something-or-other actors yackin away as they boff. In fact, some of the scenes involve the male actor chatting it up with the camera guy (in a non-English language) while he gets it on with his chickie. I was having major flashbacks of the martial arts movies of the seventies when I watched these flicks - the dialogue was distracting and a show on its own. So, unless you speak the languages spoken in these films, you may want to turn the volume down.
There are 30 video clips to watch. They are easy to access from the main page, but they seem to vary from single scenes to collages of scenes. It also seems that most of the movies feature a common group of characters in different situations. I did not really get a sense of big variety here. The studs where firm bodied young men with ample sized members. In this regard the XXX was hard to the core. The chicks were sweet, but they seemed a bit rigid in their roles - a kind of Stepford Wives syndrome. I was not convinced of the genuine sexuality between the partners. When you add in the language issue, the whole presentation is very cheesy. That is not necessarily a bad thing. Most porn from day one has been cheesy, but with all the progress made in reality porn of the last 5 years, this seemed like a step backwards in XXX.
The good news about Teens Video News is that the makers did deliver the sexual acts they promised. There is ample sucking and fucking (of all portals) to earn XXX, and each of the videos is offered in a variety of formats: Small Version ( 320x240;Wmv ), Average Version ( 480x360;Wmv ), Big Version ( 512x384;Wmv ), Hq Version ( 512x384;Mpg ).
For the $29.95 it costs to join for 30 days ($59.95 for 90 days), you may find the site a bit light on content, but you do get access to ten other sites: Teens Adventure, Nylon Flow, Fetish Puzzle, Lesbians Guide, Funny Tranny, Impish Grandma, Old And Crazy, Anal Drive, Yellow Stories, and Original Mature. These "bonus sites" are consistent with this site in sharp design and they cover a diverse range of adult niches.
For the price and main theme (teens) I have seen many better sites than this one, but from a general value standpoint, it's a fair deal. If you have exhausted your patience with LA valley girl porn, Teens Video News may just be the international hardcore retreat you're looking for!
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