Remember “what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas?” Whoever created that particular marketing campaign deserves a promotion. In the brief time since its inception earlier this decade, the Las Vegas Convention and Visitors Authority (LVCVA for short) ad slogan has become a cult phenomenon and a household catchphrase rivaled only by timeless classics like “Where’s the beef?” and “I feel like chicken tonight.” Unfortunately for the LVCVA, though, there’s an inherent flaw in their message. What happens in Vegas doesn’t always necessarily stay in Vegas – sometimes it ends up on the net, and with arousing consequences. Enter Trixie Teen.
This nubile 18-year-old cutie “moved here about 7 months ago to try to be a showgirl. In the mean time, one of [her] friends suggested [she] make a site to make some money.” The same kudos afforded to the genius who invented “what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas” should also be afforded to the friend who suggested Trxie create her own site – Trixie’s a braced-faced minx that’s got the lithe, toned body of a dancer and the lurid, eager-to-arouse mind of an exhibitionist (the perfect formula for jail bait porn if you ask me).
Trixie’s site is primarily broken up into three sections: pictures, videos and friends (basically a few bonus shots and videos of other teens available on Trixie’s network). Standard external bonus video sites are also provided with your membership, but they’re of average to sub-average quality so they aren’t worth mentioning. Trixie currently has over thirty image galleries on her site, each filled with 60-80 relatively hi-res (922x1229) pics that can be viewed as slideshows but not downloaded as ZIP files. In her galleries Trixie poses, masturbates and writhes about, sometimes fully nude but often at least partially clothed. Trixie’s definitely a teen temptress – she’s got her bedroom eyes down pat and while she’s not always nude, her gaze alone is enough to leave you spellbound. It’s unfortunate that there’s not more images of Trixie to go around – what’s here is great, but in my opinion there just isn’t enough of it.
If you, like me, were disappointed by the meager 35 or so image galleries on Trxie’s site, you’ll be downright suicidal when you visit the videos page. While the videos on Trixie’s site do echo the pictures in terms of content, they don’t in quantity - there’s an astronomically disappointing ten of ‘em on the site. You heard me right, folks. TEN. The videos are available as downloadable or streaming 800k, 352x240 MPEGs and 900k, 400x300 WMVs, but who cares? There’s ten of them, for chrissakes! And each one’s around two minutes long!
All-in-all, Trixie’s a good-time gal that holds heaps of promise but falls way short when it comes to delivering the goods. She’s a gorgeous young thing and I thoroughly enjoyed all the content she was in, but it wasn’t enough to get the job done. Until Miss Trixie straightens up and flies right (i.e. gets off her ass and updates her website), I can’t in good conscience recommend Trixie Teen to anyone.
-- Sassy
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