Friends, I have seen the top of the pornographic mountain. I have tasted from the spring of eternal erection. Yes, chums, I have witnessed porno perfection, and from here on out everything else will pale in comparison. How, you ask, did I reach this state of sublime obscene bliss? I was blessed with full, unfettered access to Wicked Girls.
No doubt you’re well aware of Wicked Pictures’ decade-long rein as one of the most highly respected, award-winning players in the pornographic film industry – credited with launching the careers of some of the biggest names the business has ever seen (Jenna Jameson, Chasey Lain, Kaylani Lei), Wicked’s been at the forefront of the tart trade ever since its inception in 1993.
Wicked Girls is your go-to spot for more Wicked Pictures than you can shake a stick at – a whopping 395 at last count, with more added on a regular basis. The only place on the net you’ll find Wicked’s impressive cache of pics and flicks, Wicked Girls is Hot and Huge with a capital H.
Wicked Girls’ main page is sleek, clean and easy to navigate, not unlike the nubile bods of the lovely ladies in their employ. Static links at the top of the page lead you to movies, photos, a detailed search page, a star directory, and additional bonus content (over 300 amateur reality sites that cover all niches, an overall unnecessary but certainly welcome touch). Once you’ve found the movie of your dreams (either by just browsing the directory or using their delightfully thorough search engine), clicking on it will take you to that particular movie’s main page. Each movie’s page provides a brief synopsis of the picture, an option to purchase it on DVD (at a discounted price, of course), and a list of all the actors involved – the movie is then broken up into scenes, each of which is represented by a series of thumbnails and a detailed description of the scene’s specifics (what type of action goes down, body details, costumes, positions, if and where cumshots take place, etc). Selecting a scene opens it a new browser window, where it instantly begins streaming as a 400x300 Flash file (movies can be watched in full screen, but they tend to become pretty pixilated). Encoding movies as Flash files may render them impossible to download, but it at the same time it makes them easy as pie to watch – virtually no time is wasted waiting for the movies to load, and rewinding and fast-forwarding them is a drama-free affair. The rest of a movie’s scenes are listed on the left hand side of the page as well, so you can quickly and easily switch scenes if you feel so inclined.
A staggering 1900 photo galleries are also available for your perusal, each of which contains 30-150 bright and professional 600x900 photos of your favorite stars posing, preening and pooning (not a word, but let’s move on).
Wicked Girls would already be pretty much flawless without these photos, but who am I to complain?
Short story long, Wicked Girls is, without a doubt, the best porno site I’ve ever been to. No shit. It’s huge, slick, meticulous and features some of the hottest chicks you’ll ever see on or off a porno set. Do I recommend Wicked Girls? Of course. I’d have to be fuckin’ nuts not to.
-- Sassy
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